"I think it's a kiwi." "Don't they only live in Australia or New Zealand?" *sob*

*criez*

On "Ms."

A world of yes. And telemarketers always call up and ask for "Mrs [surname]", and it drives me nuts! *rage-stompyfeet* Otoh, it means that any time anyone calls up for "Mrs [surname]" I can tell them they have the wrong number and hang up immediately. :-P