EXACTLY. OMG IT IS SO STUPID. IF I WANTED TO PIRATE THIS, HELLO. I WOULD HAVE. BE GRATEFUL YOU'RE GETTING MY MONEY THIS TIME.

Um. Clearly I have more CAPSLOCK!Harry-style rage about this than I thought. PIRACY WARNINGS KILLED MY MUM AND DAD.

Oh, dude, SFX are the worst. the DA submenus have this really annoying *thirty freaking seconds* of music that, like, fades in and out. But the menu-menu has the theme tune which comes COMPLETE with breaking glass and motorcycle SFX. Grarr. Shut UP. *mutes*