Yeah, all well and good, but I thought we'd at least established by now that Investigate are the comical villain you can't help but harbour a secret love for, if only for the amusement they offer. But judging from media coverage, what Helen is saying etc, it seems accusations of gayness are A Big Thing with like, everyone. Funny, that, whenever I've been accused of being gay (ok, like once) I've felt a similar need to semi-refute it/qualify it (i'm generally bi), yet why should I?

"Makes you think"