Also, I think I somehow last night bruised, broke or battered my foot. When I got up this morning I put my three-years-old-a-little-bit-too-small-soles-with-holes boots and I felt a bit of a twinge but ignored it, and just now I accidentally kicked my foot under the table and OMG THE AGONY. I mean, more than usual when you're dumb enough to kick your own foot. I think the boot may have been supportning it, or something, or maybe it's just a big bruise.
Curses.