Mmmmmmm Hell's! How the hell do you end up in Lyttleton, though? Curlett's is like a major road.

I DO NOT KNOW. But it got us free pizza, so, whatever, it works for me.

Um, crack-addled AU? I generally go for the apocalyptic or semi-apocalyptic, but only when it's a reasonably happy ending, or the hope thereof. Like, bands of freedom fighters? Big kind. Or any sort of alternate history AU, but you knew that. Which is why Peshawar Lancers (alternate history + post-apocalypse + India) is like THE BEST BOOK EVER. Pa-moyemu, of course.