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[labellementeuse]

I was tagged to post my ten most attractive celebrities by allasomething. So, you know, google image search vs shakespeare essay? NO contest.



Comments as I see fit. ;) Also, my tastes are hopelessly predictable. Sorry.


1.Tobey Maguire. He's also hot in those dorky glasses. Hot that conquers those kinds of frames is really, really hot. ;) *


2. Kirsten Dunst. Kind of goes with Tobey Maguire, of course. Which makes me happy in my pants. Also, it's quite difficult to find pictures of certain women actors actually clothed. Had you noticed? Hotter as a readhead #1.


3. Johnny Depp. Okay, it's no secret that I don't get how he could not be on anyone's list. No, don't try to talk to me about your sexuality. Everyone's bi enough for Johnny.


4.Scarlett Johansson! Because she kicked ass in Girl with a Pearl Earring and Lost in Translation. Being Able To Act Is Attractive.


5. Josh Holloway. Do I even need to say anything? Just look at that.


6.Rose McGowan. Mm. *falls over* She was hotter as a redhead, too.


7. Orlando Bloom. God, I'm so, so sorry.


8. Nicole Kidman. Also hotter as a redhead. Um, yeah.


9. Brad Pitt. *ashamed*


10. Helen Clark.
Okay, she's not attractive. This Has Been My Election Pimping For The Day. Vote For Helen. because not sure of her sex but you know she's got balls!
10.

*Not meant to be insulting. I wore glasses for several years and mostly they don't really impact. But those glasses in Spiderman would be hideous on anyone, except he pulls them off and just looks hot and geeky. Mmhmm.


Also, I'm bored. And so I'm going to do my favourite meme. ^^

1. Shuffle your playlist.
2. Of the first 25 songs that come up, no matter how embarassing, put your favourite lyric on your LJ. Try not to include the title.
3. Open season to your f-list to see who can guess the most songs.
4. Strike the songs off as they are guessed correctly. No cheating like duh.


1. I know that you've got a job, Mr Campbell,
but you're starting to say things I can't handle.
So that little C won't let me be,
Talking 'bout corn that's not GE free
He tried to shut me down on TV3
But at least my head don't look like a trophy!
So come and vote, it's red all the way
or I'll cry like I did on Waitangi Day.
Tick two boxes, don't be silly
Hey, check out the polls- UP YOURS, BILLY!
Oh man I could quote EVERYTHING from that one. I love it. :P
Without Me: The Helen Clark Remix (Bill & Ben). Duuuude. :D Guessed by sarahgeek

2. Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance...
Kiss Me, by Sixpence None the Richer. Guessed by chattycheese. :D

3. And we live a life of ease
Every one of us has all we need
WEEEE all live in a Yellow Submarine, the Beatles. Picked by nzlemming

4. Twisting and turning
Your feelings are burning
You're breaking the girl
She meant you no harm

5. She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
I said "Aren't you the woman who was recently given a Fullbright?"
She said "Don't I know you from the cinematographer's party?"
I said "And who am I to blow against the wind?"
I Know What I Know, Paul Simon, another one from Graceland. Rockage. nzlemming

6. And I find it kind of funny,
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had...
Gary Jules, Mad World (From the Donnie Darko soundtrack) sarahgeek again

7. Somebody could walk into this room
And say "your life is on fire"
it's all over the evening news
All about the fire in your life on the evening news.
Paul Simon, Crazy Love Volume II, chattycheese. As nzlemming mentions, this is a fucking fantastic album. Graceland.

8. Vengeance was his and he gave me back my life.
Damned if I'll live in the debt of a thief!
Damned if I'll yield at the end of the chase
I am the law, and the law is not mocked!
Stars, Javert's soliloquy from Les Miserables, disturbed_kiwi

9. Cup of coffee and a packet of cigarettes
Up late, 'cause lectures don't start yet
Bowl of Weet-Bix and a plate of bacon and eggs,
Sunday morning going to do it all again.
Elemeno P, Every Day's a Saturday, cabaiste84. Good band! :D

10. And after it rains, there's a rainbow
And all of the colours are black
It's not that the colours aren't there
It's just imagination they lack

11. Blood loss in a bathroom stall
A southern girl with a scarlet drawl
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Scar Tissue. cabaiste84

12. Light the sky and hold on tight
the world is burning down
She's out there on her own and she's alright
Shawn Colvin, Sunny Came Home- I'm so in love with this song. cabaiste84

13. And the train is gone suddenly
On wheels clicking silently
Like a gently tapping litany
And he holds his crayon rosary
Tighter in his hand

14. Cinderella said to Snow White,
How does love get so off course?
All I wanted was a white knight
With a good heart, soft touch, fast horse
This Kiss, by Faith Hill, chattycheese. I feel so... unfeminist.

15. But no customer would come to you
Unless she were a hooker!
Beauty School Dropout, from Grease. sennical. :D

16. I'm counting stars
Lying under
Watching you through my walls
Bic Runga's Bursting Through, guessed by jo_nzl

17. War bellows blazing in scarlet battalions
Generals order their soldiers to kill
And to fight for a cause they've long ago forgotten
Scarborough Fair/Canticle by Simon and Garfunkel, nzlemming

18. If I speak, I am condemned
If I stay silent, I am damned
Who Am I, Valjean's soliloquy from Les Miserables, disturbed_kiwi

19. *amused* I'm not even going to try for this one.
So no-one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke,
Your lovelife's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year..
(snip)
You're still in bed at ten
And work began at eight.
You burned your breakfast, so far
Things are going great.
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these...
The Rembrandts, I'll Be There For You (The Friends themetune!) sarahgeek

20. The band begins to go to town
And everyone goes crazy
You rock-a-bye your baby 'round
And sleep all day.

21. So take the photographs and still-frames in your mind...
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while
Good Riddance(Time of Your Life) by Greenday, disturbed_kiwi and sennical who got the title right. ;)

22. I read the news today, oh boy
4000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
The Beatles, A Day In The Life. GREAT song. chattycheese

23. We must try to shake it down
Do our best to break the ground
Try to turn the world around
One more time
Whoa, where do you go
When you don't want no-one to know?
Cat Stevens, Tuesday's Dead. Guessed by megaffe, totally, totally unsurprisingly. :D

24. How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Try hard not to laugh, though I feel bad
Barenaked Ladies, One Week. sennical picked this one. Hee, that's a damn crazy song and I love it.

25. Keep it up home, girl
Don't you quit, you know
the way you scream, it's the ultimate
And if I walk away
Just watch the clock
I bet I don't even get around the block.


*bored*

Also, Shihad's Home Again is pretty much the soundtrack of my life right now.

Comments

[sarahgeek.livejournal.com]

That first one is one of Stables' ripoffs, isn't it? Eminem's Without Me? But I can never remember titles...XD

6. Mad World, isn't it? Gary Jules?

19. The Rembrandts.

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

It's Without Me: The Helen Clark Remix.

Which is the fucking funniest thing ever.

Yes, and yes. ;D You didn't title that last one, though...

[jo-nzl.livejournal.com]

Haha. Helen not attractive, what are you on about? ;) I was once led to believe that someone whom I knew vaguely wanted to have an affair with her. Said person claimed it was blown out of proportion, but then again that is something you would deny saying, particularly if you happen to be a heterosexual female. I guess Helen just exudes that gender-bending power-politics vibe. Yeah. Sure.

No 16 is Bursting Through by Bic, I think.

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

*crying/dying* oh, god, the whole idea is so awful. Like imagining your parents having sex if you had really ugly parents. *splutter*

:D Nice one!

[disturbed-kiwi.livejournal.com]

8. Stars from Les Mis.
18. also from Les Mis, but I can't name it. Who Am I? Brilliant piece though.

I know 21, but can't pick it...

Waitaminute 21. Time of your Life by Green Day, brilliant song.

[chattycheese.livejournal.com]

2. Sixpense None The Richer- Kiss Me
7. Paul Simon- Crazy Love Vol. 2
14. Faith Hill- This Kiss
21. Green Day- Time of your life
22. The Beatles- A Day in the Life

::feels accomplished::

...I really need to spend less time listening to music ;D

[sennical.livejournal.com]

15. Beauty School Dropout, Grease
My eighth grade girls choir sang this at a concert once, and we had to change that lyric to "Unless you came and took her." Which is really stupid and rather hilarious sounding.

21. Good Riddance (Time of Your Life), Green Day
24. One Week, Barenaked Ladies

[sarahgeek.livejournal.com]

I should have informed you that I'm no good with titles unless I own the songs in question! :P

Which means you should totally find a legal way to send Without Me to me, 'cause I love that song with the fire of a thousand burning suns...heheh

[aim-toothpaste.livejournal.com]

Is 9 an Elemeno P song? I just recognise the lyrics.

Also, so much Johnny Depp and Josh Holloway love. Just *drools*
I did a speech about Johnny Depp once. It was very successful. Because who doesn't like teh pretteh?
Scarlet Johansen, not so much for me, although she was lovely in Lost in Translation. The Island put me off so bad.

[claystarling.livejournal.com]

Scarlett Johansson was in Ghost World.

[nzlemming.livejournal.com]

3 is Yellow Submarine by the Beatles

5 I know what I know - Paul Simon (wotta album Graceland is! Word!)

I knew 14 too, but Aaron's already got thatm (and 22 which chattycheese picked first)

17 is the Canticle part from Scarborough Fair/Canticle - Simon and Garfunkel

the rest of it must be Young Person's Music(tm) ;-)

[nzlemming.livejournal.com]

Yes, she was and blood good too. Excellent movie all round. One of the few that was better than the comic.

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

:P

Well, legally, I dunno. But illegally... well, you might find out this evening, if I have time. ;)

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

Mm, I know... I dunno, I watched that movie at sort of noonish on a very hot day when I was half asleep and in consequence I really didn't like it. I thought it was boring. :-/ meh

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Yeah, you sure are picking all the oldies. Except for, actually, #10, 13, 20 and 23 which are all- I can understand you not getting 23, I don't think anyone's going to get that one, but the other three, hmm, based on what you've guessed, you really ought to have caught a clue. ;)

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

:D yeah, it is. Recent-ish single...

OMG I knooooow. *nodnodnod*

I fortunately haven't seen The Island. Because Ewan McGregor without that accent? Not so good, man. :D

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, and yes. :D Yeah, that's kind of tragic... *amused*

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

yep yep yep yep yep. Clever girl, and NO, never stop listening to music!!!!!

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

:D It is an awesome song. Actually, they are all awesome songs.

[sennical.livejournal.com]

Ewan McGregor actually has the accent for a sizable portion of The Island. And yeah, he was the only reason I went to see it. Sort of like me and Orlando Bloom and Kingdom of Heaven.

[sennical.livejournal.com]

XD We nagged our choir director about it so bad. "Come on, it's our parents. They grew up with that movie. They don't care."

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

*squeeble* Cute Willow icon!

Oh, well, I was only judging by the trailers. ;)

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

*amused* Teachers. How 'bout them.

Although, actually, 8th grade would be like 13 or so, right? Because I know someone did Grease for a third for, (13) musical at my school a while back, and that's fairly racy. ;)

[dawnraided.livejournal.com]

Is 11 a Red Hot Chilli Peppers?

[cabaiste84.livejournal.com]

11- RHCP, "Scar Tissue"
12- Shawn Colvin, "Sunny came home"

Those are the only ones I know...I might just have to do this one again!

In regards to the celebrities, I can't say I'm that fond of Kirsten Dunst. She is gorgeous and she can act, but I've never really been drawn to the characters she plays. Really hated her character in "Wimbledon" especially.
Johnny Depp and Tobey Maguire=teh delish! *drool*
I agree, Nicole is waaaaay hotter as a red-head! Moulin Rouge, anyone?! :P

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

Yep. :P And Erin got it. :D

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

Well, I know, her characters aren't always... I don't know. I usually really like the leading men she acts with- Tobey Maguire, obviously, but also I'm a big Paul Bettany fan, I think he's awesome. So I think I associate her with them, as well. Plus, she's gorgeous and she can act- double-plus points on my list.

[cabaiste84.livejournal.com]

I did like her in "Mona Lisa Smile", even though her character was simply repulsive. Maybe it was the feminist in me...*shrug* Good movie, but could have been better, IMNSHO. And who remembers her in "Little Women"?! So adorable...hehe!
Paul Bettany...yes, I agree, v. awesome and rather yummolicious as well! Look a little like Chris Martin, I reckon. I'm just such a sucker for British men, I can't help it! *swoon*

[cabaiste84.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, I know #9!!! Elemeno P- "Every day's a Saturday"! Very much a CH song that was, that and "Fast Times in Tahoe"!

[claystarling.livejournal.com]

:(

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

What was her character in Mona Lisa Smile? God, julia Stiles' character in that was Annoying. Although I adore Julai Stiles (that movie was SO awesome. Julias Roberts and Stiles, Kirsten Dunst, Maggie Gyllenhaal. Rockage) ahahah I actually, thank god, have not seen the Little Women movie or at least I've repressed the memories... ;)

Heh, I don't think he's hot, but he's coool.

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

Got it! :D

[sennical.livejournal.com]

Yeah, thirteen turning fourteen.

My brother was in eighth grade last year, and the school did Guys and Dolls as their spring musical. You have not lived until you've seen 12-14 year olds doing Guys and Dolls.

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

Guys and Dolls is SUCH an awesome musical. My school did it a few years ago. So cool. *hums*

[miriamus.livejournal.com]

OMG number 25 is....


oh wait I don't know. grrr. It's some boy band.

[miriamus.livejournal.com]

Everybody's hotter as a redhead.




Don't redheads look awful when they dye their hair blonde? They're so pale that their hair ends up the same colour as their skin. ugh. Not a good look.

[dawnraided.livejournal.com]

Whaaaat.... Oh well.

[cabaiste84.livejournal.com]

She played Betty Warren, the one who had the huge big wedding, and the mother from hell, and her husband ended up cheating on her, and she was opposed to Julia Roberts' character, as she thought her teaching too radical, and was taking her students from from "the roles the were born to fill" as women...*sticks finger down throat*. She played it well, I must say.

Yeah, Julia Stiles' character was a little bland. My fave movie with her in it is "Save the last dance", that's a gorgeous movie, during which I bawled my eyes out several times! Maggie Gyllenhaal is brilliant...she actually looks a lot like someone who was at CH with me.

Awww, "Little Women" is awesome! Old school Winona Ryder, baby! And a very young and rather scrumptious Christian Bale...mmmm...

Pardon the fangirling. *ahem*

By the way, I know you didn't tag me, but I was thinking today about who my ten hottest celebs (guys and girls) are, and I've come up with a very definite list! So I think I'll be posting them next time! :D

[cabaiste84.livejournal.com]

Yup, and I went with Mims to see it! Very cool. :)

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

TELL me about it. *fetishizes*

I don't know, it can be okay, but... I know what I like. ;)

[megaffe.livejournal.com]

How has no one got 23? Tuseday's dead, Cat Stevens! come on people!

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

That? totally a shoutout to you, honey. <3

[megaffe.livejournal.com]

must be :)