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Meme off shoeless_girl, because. Panfandom fun.

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you are going to use.

1. Nita Callahan
2. Briar Moss
3. Remus Lupin
4. Kit Rodriguez
5. Dairine Callahan
6. Bruno Walton
7. George Weasley
8. Will Stanton
9. Lucy Penvesie
10. Boots O'Neal
11. Edmund Penvesie
12. Trisana Chandler


* Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Bruno Walton/Edmund Penvesie. No, I haven't, and... *scratches head* it's not that I wouldn't enjoy it or anything, it's just so... anachronistic.

* Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Kit. Hmm. Well, he's 13. But in five years, yep, he'll be smoking. ;)

* What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Tris and Will. Well, Will is an Old One, I suppose anything can happen? *amused* Er... the baby would grow up with a permanent squint an lots and lots of books.

* Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Lucy Penvesie. Actually, apart from that really fantastic Yuletide fic that went round around Christmas, no I can't. But if people have Lucy recs, dude, I'll worship you for them.

* Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Briar and Bruno? They'd be catastrophic. Apart from the whole too-cute Br-br thing, Briar would teach bruno to throw knives and they'd take over the world. (And boots and tris would be so jealous. Speaking of fic recs, anyone got any Briar/Tris for me? So much love. Yes, it's a het OTP!)

* Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Dairine/Lucy Penvesie or Dairine/Boots. Um, Dairine/Lucy, a) because I can totally see Dairine doing the girl thing. yeah, so Dairine fslash recs? ;) and b) because Dairine would walk all over Boots. Plus, Dairine and lucy would just be so cool.

* What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
George walking in on Tris and Briar (! :D) Hmmm... something creative with Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. And ten when Tris caught up with him he'd never walk straight for the rest of his life. ;)

* Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Remus/Boots. Oh. god. *laughing* As a college student attending his English lit class, Boots O'Neal finds himself strangely fascinated with the guest professor, the mysterious Remus Lupin. When he enlists Bruno Walton to help him discover where the Englishman goes at night, neither realise the ultimate consequences of their actions. *HEAVY DRAMATIC MUSIC* ahahahahahahahaaomg I think I would have to make it remus/boots/bruno, you know? Because I just can't split them up.

* Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Nita Callahan/Will Stanton. I don't think so, but... it would actually kind of work? In many neat ways.

* Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
George Weasley/Tris Chandler. Um, Changing the Weather. ;P

* What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
OTPOTPOTP um, pretty much anything would work. Nita and kit are best friends and they work together and live near each other and go to the same school and they're super close and, basically, married, married, married.

* Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
George Weasley? Um, probably one of y'all has at some point. I used to sort of desultorily. I'm fond of Twins/harry, in a kind of vague way

* Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Remus. Tons. Remus/Tonks, a lot. I see you there, sixth_light. Personally, I won't have it in my house. ;)

* Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Edmund Penvesie. I don't think so. hey, if you do, you guys would tell me, wouldn't you? So much love.

* Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Briar/Kit/Dairine. I don't think there's anyone in the world. I would read it, though. ;)

* What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Bruno, I expect. ;)

* If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Will Stanton. Um.... For Emily, Wherever I May Find her; or something about memory and forgetting.

* If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Nita/Bruno/Tris. Um... gratuitous use of magic and bitching.

* What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Briar on Boots. Er... "I know a lot about wood." *falls over* Or, you know, a suitable pun on such.

* When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Dairine. Er... a while ago, actually, but not because I don't want to! :P

* What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Bruno? he's so vanilla. Boots is the kinky one.

* Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Edmund and Lucy Penvesie. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, my childhood is in agony. Ewwwww.

* If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Remus and George. Remus.

* "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Nita and Lucy in a happy relationship until Lucy runs off with Kit. Nita has one-night stand with Edmund and an unhappy affair with Tris, but Dairine advises her to find happiness with Remus. Um, ooooookay. Um, I'd call it across the atlantic :P or alternatively Bedknobs, Broomsticks, and British Royalty. I mean, Edmund and Lucy aren't strictly british royalty, but they're royalty and they're british; plus bedknobs and broomsticks is an awesome book, and English. ;)

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