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Every time (i.e., once in a blue moon) I confirm those "friendship stories" or whatever on Bebo and Facebook, I have this barely controllable urge to change them all to something totally inappropriate, like "we hooked up" or "we dated" or "we had a one night stand of MPS" or "we're in luuuuurve" for all these people I haven't seen since high school.

ETA: also, what's HILARIOUS is reading the "recently updated" thing and seeing how many of the people I know have joined a group like "DIEWAYNEBARNESDIE" or "WAYNE BARNES IS A FUCKING IDIOT." I mean, I'm as embarassed as the next person that we didn't make it past the quarterfinales (of the Rugby World Cup D: And I'm actually sad that Australia didn't make it - a totally Nthn semi/final is just kind of lame.) but it really, really makes me want to be all: "Come on. It's only a game."