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labellementeuseI don't think of myself as a person who has lots of WiPs, but in between betaing, cleaning, doing 5 loads of washing only one of which was actually clothes, walking to town and having a lengthy meeting with a lovely woman who knows nothing about the internet but is nevertheless extremely demanding and walking home again, I sorted out my My Documents folder (partly, I still have to go through and do the things I've downloaded - I began in exasperation because I couldn't find AAAANYTHING).
So I thought I'd do WiP meme. I'm going to do the one where people talk to each other! Because that's fun! Also most of these don't have titles yet, I hate titling things, there's a reason I called a fic "The One Where They're All In A Rock Band" and one, okay, subtitled, "Young Wizards: The Regency AU."
The One I Am Writing Because I Like Pining and Fslash
DAIRINE: I'm sad about Roshaun.
CARMELA: I'm sad that you're sad! Plus I'm a freshman and lonely!
DAIRINE & CARMELA: Let's have casual sex! And never, ever have The Relationship Conversation!
THEY DO.
CARMELA: This is fun!
DAIRINE: Totes! I think I also have an idea how to find Roshaun!
CARMELA: but i love you :(
CARMELA: *angst*
DAIRINE: *is oblivious*
TUI: argh fuck I can't write romance plots.
The Blatant Excuse To Have Kit And Ronan Make Out On The Hood Of The Edsel Somewhere In America
KIT: So, I'm dating Nita, and obviously we're in love and the sex is awesome, but she's stressing about colleges. I am already in where I want to go. On the plus side, I just finished fixing up the Edsel.
RONAN: I'm bored & in America. Also, Kit is kind of hot.
TOM & CARL: You should totally go on a roadtrip! *plausible wizardly excuse*
NITA: I completely agree. Also, you should fuck.
KIT: ...
KIT: fine then.
RONAN: I can't believe I can't buy beer in this backwards country.
TUI: I actually cannot write believable male dialogue. I think this means I have been terribly socialised.
Outrunning the Bear (an actual title!)
JADEN: Man, Alex is kind of hot.
TUI: Do you ever need a mirror.
JADEN: I am pretty fucking awesome.
TUI: I agree, I wish I could find a beta for this story.
Five Things That Never Happened To Joanne Virella
THING ONE: Nita is nice to Joanne in high school!
THINGS TWO through FIVE: Do Not Happen.
The One Where Nita's Gay And The Lone Power Has A Crush
LONE POWER: Nita! I'm a totes hot guy! Notice me!
NITA: lol
LP: NITA DATE ME
NITA: Seriously? For an all-knowing-or-at-least-a-lot-knowing being you are sure being a little dumb.
TUI: GDI why do the ideas I love always require demigods to be total morons.
The One From A Kink Meme Prompt
PARIS GELLAR & RORY GILMORE: Have sex.
TUI: Would definitely have posted this one anonymously if she hadn't missed the deadline.
The One For A Holiday Themed Exchange
CHARACTER A: Is super competent
CHARACTER B: Man, that's hot
CHARACTER A: IKR?
TUI: is really nervous about finishing this on time
Three Times Nita & Kit Had Casual Sex With Someone & One Time They Didn't
THE FIRST TIME: Is with Ronan (duh)
THE SECOND TIME: The name of the document seems to indicate I had someone with tentacles in mind. This one was a kink meme prompt too, um.
THE THIRD TIME: Presents a problem because Nita & Kit are related to every other girl in canon.
THE NOT: Ronan again!
THE ONE THAT'S ONE PARAGRAPH LONG
TYLER FROM TRAUMA: Do you even remember writing this?
TUI: Not even a little bit.
The One I'm Writing Because I Really Want Nita And Joanne To Be Together Forever Because I Make My Own Canon
JOANNE: I am a much nicer person now I've come to terms with my internalised homophobia!
NITA: It's kind of freaking me out!
JOANNE: Sorry. Wanna date?
NITA: Yeah!
STORY: Hey, I'm like 2.5k long, why don't you finish me, bitch?
The One That Is Just Pasted Bits Of IM Conversations Withsushiflop, WARNING, THIS IS HORRIFYING
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senri: PEACH/PHOENIX SMUT?
labellementeuse: LOL
senri: "Slowly, quivering with passion, they pressed their cloacas...
labellementeuse: oh my god.
senri: "Are you quite all right, emissary?" said the phoenix. "I don't want to burn you..."
labellementeuse: I HATE YOU OMG
senri: "Fear not, sir firebird," Peach panted. "For I am the burning flame of the people's hope, and fire does no harm to me."
Pleasant dreams!
So I thought I'd do WiP meme. I'm going to do the one where people talk to each other! Because that's fun! Also most of these don't have titles yet, I hate titling things, there's a reason I called a fic "The One Where They're All In A Rock Band" and one, okay, subtitled, "Young Wizards: The Regency AU."
The One I Am Writing Because I Like Pining and Fslash
DAIRINE: I'm sad about Roshaun.
CARMELA: I'm sad that you're sad! Plus I'm a freshman and lonely!
DAIRINE & CARMELA: Let's have casual sex! And never, ever have The Relationship Conversation!
THEY DO.
CARMELA: This is fun!
DAIRINE: Totes! I think I also have an idea how to find Roshaun!
CARMELA: but i love you :(
CARMELA: *angst*
DAIRINE: *is oblivious*
TUI: argh fuck I can't write romance plots.
The Blatant Excuse To Have Kit And Ronan Make Out On The Hood Of The Edsel Somewhere In America
KIT: So, I'm dating Nita, and obviously we're in love and the sex is awesome, but she's stressing about colleges. I am already in where I want to go. On the plus side, I just finished fixing up the Edsel.
RONAN: I'm bored & in America. Also, Kit is kind of hot.
TOM & CARL: You should totally go on a roadtrip! *plausible wizardly excuse*
NITA: I completely agree. Also, you should fuck.
KIT: ...
KIT: fine then.
RONAN: I can't believe I can't buy beer in this backwards country.
TUI: I actually cannot write believable male dialogue. I think this means I have been terribly socialised.
Outrunning the Bear (an actual title!)
JADEN: Man, Alex is kind of hot.
TUI: Do you ever need a mirror.
JADEN: I am pretty fucking awesome.
TUI: I agree, I wish I could find a beta for this story.
Five Things That Never Happened To Joanne Virella
THING ONE: Nita is nice to Joanne in high school!
THINGS TWO through FIVE: Do Not Happen.
The One Where Nita's Gay And The Lone Power Has A Crush
LONE POWER: Nita! I'm a totes hot guy! Notice me!
NITA: lol
LP: NITA DATE ME
NITA: Seriously? For an all-knowing-or-at-least-a-lot-knowing being you are sure being a little dumb.
TUI: GDI why do the ideas I love always require demigods to be total morons.
The One From A Kink Meme Prompt
PARIS GELLAR & RORY GILMORE: Have sex.
TUI: Would definitely have posted this one anonymously if she hadn't missed the deadline.
The One For A Holiday Themed Exchange
CHARACTER A: Is super competent
CHARACTER B: Man, that's hot
CHARACTER A: IKR?
TUI: is really nervous about finishing this on time
Three Times Nita & Kit Had Casual Sex With Someone & One Time They Didn't
THE FIRST TIME: Is with Ronan (duh)
THE SECOND TIME: The name of the document seems to indicate I had someone with tentacles in mind. This one was a kink meme prompt too, um.
THE THIRD TIME: Presents a problem because Nita & Kit are related to every other girl in canon.
THE NOT: Ronan again!
THE ONE THAT'S ONE PARAGRAPH LONG
TYLER FROM TRAUMA: Do you even remember writing this?
TUI: Not even a little bit.
The One I'm Writing Because I Really Want Nita And Joanne To Be Together Forever Because I Make My Own Canon
JOANNE: I am a much nicer person now I've come to terms with my internalised homophobia!
NITA: It's kind of freaking me out!
JOANNE: Sorry. Wanna date?
NITA: Yeah!
STORY: Hey, I'm like 2.5k long, why don't you finish me, bitch?
The One That Is Just Pasted Bits Of IM Conversations With
sushiflop, WARNING, THIS IS HORRIFYINGsenri: PEACH/PHOENIX SMUT?labellementeuse: LOLsenri: "Slowly, quivering with passion, they pressed their cloacas...labellementeuse: oh my god.senri: "Are you quite all right, emissary?" said the phoenix. "I don't want to burn you..."labellementeuse: I HATE YOU OMGsenri: "Fear not, sir firebird," Peach panted. "For I am the burning flame of the people's hope, and fire does no harm to me."Pleasant dreams!
