I am honestly betaing right now but I keep getting interrupted argh

[labellementeuse]

I don't think of myself as a person who has lots of WiPs, but in between betaing, cleaning, doing 5 loads of washing only one of which was actually clothes, walking to town and having a lengthy meeting with a lovely woman who knows nothing about the internet but is nevertheless extremely demanding and walking home again, I sorted out my My Documents folder (partly, I still have to go through and do the things I've downloaded - I began in exasperation because I couldn't find AAAANYTHING).





So I thought I'd do WiP meme. I'm going to do the one where people talk to each other! Because that's fun! Also most of these don't have titles yet, I hate titling things, there's a reason I called a fic "The One Where They're All In A Rock Band" and one, okay, subtitled, "Young Wizards: The Regency AU."


The One I Am Writing Because I Like Pining and Fslash
DAIRINE: I'm sad about Roshaun.
CARMELA: I'm sad that you're sad! Plus I'm a freshman and lonely!
DAIRINE & CARMELA: Let's have casual sex! And never, ever have The Relationship Conversation!
THEY DO.
CARMELA: This is fun!
DAIRINE: Totes! I think I also have an idea how to find Roshaun!
CARMELA: but i love you :(
CARMELA: *angst*
DAIRINE: *is oblivious*
TUI: argh fuck I can't write romance plots.

The Blatant Excuse To Have Kit And Ronan Make Out On The Hood Of The Edsel Somewhere In America
KIT: So, I'm dating Nita, and obviously we're in love and the sex is awesome, but she's stressing about colleges. I am already in where I want to go. On the plus side, I just finished fixing up the Edsel.
RONAN: I'm bored & in America. Also, Kit is kind of hot.
TOM & CARL: You should totally go on a roadtrip! *plausible wizardly excuse*
NITA: I completely agree. Also, you should fuck.
KIT: ...
KIT: fine then.
RONAN: I can't believe I can't buy beer in this backwards country.
TUI: I actually cannot write believable male dialogue. I think this means I have been terribly socialised.

Outrunning the Bear (an actual title!)
JADEN: Man, Alex is kind of hot.
TUI: Do you ever need a mirror.
JADEN: I am pretty fucking awesome.
TUI: I agree, I wish I could find a beta for this story.

Five Things That Never Happened To Joanne Virella
THING ONE: Nita is nice to Joanne in high school!
THINGS TWO through FIVE: Do Not Happen.

The One Where Nita's Gay And The Lone Power Has A Crush
LONE POWER: Nita! I'm a totes hot guy! Notice me!
NITA: lol
LP: NITA DATE ME
NITA: Seriously? For an all-knowing-or-at-least-a-lot-knowing being you are sure being a little dumb.
TUI: GDI why do the ideas I love always require demigods to be total morons.

The One From A Kink Meme Prompt
PARIS GELLAR & RORY GILMORE: Have sex.
TUI: Would definitely have posted this one anonymously if she hadn't missed the deadline.

The One For A Holiday Themed Exchange
CHARACTER A: Is super competent
CHARACTER B: Man, that's hot
CHARACTER A: IKR?
TUI: is really nervous about finishing this on time

Three Times Nita & Kit Had Casual Sex With Someone & One Time They Didn't
THE FIRST TIME: Is with Ronan (duh)
THE SECOND TIME: The name of the document seems to indicate I had someone with tentacles in mind. This one was a kink meme prompt too, um.
THE THIRD TIME: Presents a problem because Nita & Kit are related to every other girl in canon.
THE NOT: Ronan again!

THE ONE THAT'S ONE PARAGRAPH LONG
TYLER FROM TRAUMA: Do you even remember writing this?
TUI: Not even a little bit.

The One I'm Writing Because I Really Want Nita And Joanne To Be Together Forever Because I Make My Own Canon
JOANNE: I am a much nicer person now I've come to terms with my internalised homophobia!
NITA: It's kind of freaking me out!
JOANNE: Sorry. Wanna date?
NITA: Yeah!
STORY: Hey, I'm like 2.5k long, why don't you finish me, bitch?

The One That Is Just Pasted Bits Of IM Conversations With sushiflop, WARNING, THIS IS HORRIFYING
senri: PEACH/PHOENIX SMUT?
labellementeuse: LOL
senri: "Slowly, quivering with passion, they pressed their cloacas...
labellementeuse: oh my god.
senri: "Are you quite all right, emissary?" said the phoenix. "I don't want to burn you..."
labellementeuse: I HATE YOU OMG
senri: "Fear not, sir firebird," Peach panted. "For I am the burning flame of the people's hope, and fire does no harm to me."

Pleasant dreams!

Comments

[meigui]

THE THIRD TIME: Presents a problem because Nita & Kit are related to every other girl in canon.

NEITHER OF THEM ARE RELATED TO QUELT?

Also, The One Where Nita's Gay And The Lone Power Has A Crush made me lol.

[paxpinnae]

They are also not related to Majella (Ronan's friend from AWAb) or Sree!

[labellementeuse]

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON. NITA AND KIT CAN NOT HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH S'REE. OH MY GOD :(

[meigui]

Or Rhiow, for that matter! And I don't think either of them is related to Joanne, anyway?

[labellementeuse]

Joanne is a big homo and does not have sex with men SHUT UP MY PERSONAL CANON LET ME SHOW YOU IT.

WHY DO YOU GUYS MAKE ME WANT TO WRITE BESTIALITY IN THE MOST INNOCENT FANDOM TO EVER FANDOM. although it actually is one of the few fandoms where it could conceivably be consensual, i.e. I think either Rhiow or S'ree is *capable* of consenting to sex with Nita and Kit (I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME TYPE THAT SENTENCE) I think that the very idea would make them laugh. Can you imagine Rhiow? No, because she's neutered! HAH.

[(Anonymous)]

If the idea didn't make them laugh, trying to have sex with someone forty feet long definitely would.

[paxpinnae]

SO LIMITED. Honestly, our fandom has canonical human/animal transfiguration. THEY'D WORK SOMETHING OUT, MKAY?

Also, one of my Fics That I Have Spent Way Too Much Time Thinking About But Will Never Write Because I Like To Pretend I Still Have Standards is a schmoopy fix-it for Rhiow being neutered and depressed about it, where Rhiow does something awesome and Iau goes "For your service, have this boon!" and Rhiow's like "Holy crap! I have a uterus!" and then Urruah comes up all "Hey baby hey baby hey" and Rhiow's like D: D: D: "Uteruses are complicated! As are feelings!" And eventually they work out the survival of their bromance now that one of them is no longer technically a bro, and everyone goes to the Opera. I'm thinking Magic Flute.

Like I said, I enjoy pretending that I still have standards.

[labellementeuse]

OH GOD.

The idea of that fic makes me lol (also, Rhiow and Urruah having a bromance = AWESOME) but IDK that having a uterus would necessarily be a boon, do you?

[paxpinnae]

Oh god no. Having a uterus sucks; the major theme of this would be "Beware of Gods Bearing Gifts." But there are so many passages in the books where Rhiow says something along the lines of "Man, that is one aesthetically and intellectually pleasing cat, I wonder how much better my life would be if I could DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT, thanks IIKE and HUAH." I read these, and laugh bitterly. Hence, this not-fic.

[(Anonymous)]

I actually have a femmeslash WIP where Majella is Ronan's sister and Carmela loses her interest in Ronan when she meets the female version.

[labellementeuse]

Anonymous, I don't know who you are (or do I?!) but I am interested in your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter! DO THIS.

[labellementeuse]

BUT QUELT IS ALL ASCENDY NOW.

[meigui]

DETAILS, DETAILS

[paxpinnae]

The Blatant Excuse To Have Kit And Ronan Make Out On The Hood Of The Edsel Somewhere In America

What do you require to make this happen? Cookies? Porn? Betareading by someone who grew up with half a dozen idiot boy cousins and friends? Because I really want to read this fic.

The One That Is Just Pasted Bits Of IM Conversations With [personal profile] sushiflop, WARNING, THIS IS HORRIFYING

A MILLION LOLS.

[labellementeuse]

I'm pretty sure you actually inspired that story with your total rampant love of R/K. I really want it to happen, but it requires so much plot and hard work IDK how likely it is :-/

I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT WAS EVEN THERE, whoa was it a surprise to open up openoffice to *that*!

[aria]

Oh my god, I would read so much Joanne/Nita college fic. SO MUCH. I mean, I would read so much of all of these, and I am entirely in favor of Kit/Ronan and Dairine/Carmela and Nita/Lone Power and Kit/Nita/everyone, but JOANNE/NITA, MAN, I WANT THAT SO MUCH.

[sushiflop]

OK, I think I do actually remember having that IM conversation with you... I just don't remember the... context.

:'|

What's the title of the doc you have that saved in, though? I REALLY WANT TO KNOW NOW ahahaha